It’s not Passover if…
… You’re not drinking 4 glasses of wine. For some reason, I could handle my alcohol better as a 9 year old than I can as a 24 year old. Maybe it’s because I’m just tired of drinking Maneschewitz because it’s way too sweet, and that’s coming from someone who only likes sweet wines.
… You’re not sing Dayenu and pounding the table! This is a must during a seder speedrun (which I may or may not have done last night at 10:30pm)
… You’re not hiding the afikomen aka the dessert aka the matzah. Okay we actually didn’t do this last night but I wanna make my dogs find the afikomen because they’re the youngest beings in the house.
… You’re not feeling the burn of the bitter herbs. A vaccination to prepare yourself for the hardships. Charoses and maror just hit like nothing else.
… You don’t eat charoses. There’s just something about that apple-walnut-wine combo that I look forward to every year. If I had it more often, I probably wouldn’t care for it as much.
… You aren’t drinking the tears of your ancestors to better understand the hardships they went through. Is… is it bad I kinda enjoy the cronch of the karpas and the salty taste it leaves??
… Your great danes don’t eat the shankbone or egg on the plate because you neglected to supervise them.
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